Hagar gathers the faithful around him. His garb, reputed to be very popular with British queens, suggests he’s been plundering England again. He extended his arm to take the required brew from his greeters, and his gold cape parted. It was obvious he was wearing diapers under his magenta gym gear. It was if he was afraid of being late so devised an alternative to the need for a relief stop. What a fertile, if unbalanced mind . . .But we digress, Hagar may be later than expected, but he’s always on time.